Who needs Google anymore? Here comes Cthuugle!
Now where is the
I'm feeling doomed button?
Now, this reminds me of a funny USENET .signature:
(define (cthulhu_fhthagn) ; Iver Odin Kvello, iverk@... (call/cthulhu (lambda (destroy) ; Lambda, the Ultimate Horror (if (stars-are-right? (now)) (destroy 'everything) (cthulhu_fhtagn)))))
Update: for your favorite perversions, check out Cthulhu Sex - even horrors from outer space have fun and reproduce.