August 22nd, 2004

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It's happening NOW! — A letter to the Robot

Dear Robot,

It's happening NOW! Of course it is. Really. Indeed, nothing ever happens at any other time but NOW (for a varying value of NOW, of course).

It's a kind of obvious duh! joke, once you get it, — and that's a generic you because I know you are utterly unable to get it since you can't bind time — yet it seems to me to be a joke that Mike would agree is the sort that goes on being funny forever. Especially everytime I use it to win against you.

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I vs Robot — Second letter to the Robot

Dear Robot,

I dreamt of our duel last night. There was this combat venue, and whoever would kill all volunteer opponents got to be king of an acclaiming mob, always cheering the strongest — until a better fighter would step forward, slay him, and be cheered instead. You were the king — a big brute, unvanquished for a long time.

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