April 30th, 2004

eyes black and white

Do you want to be eaten first or last?

The day when Cthulhu rises from the dead (and gets elected president), those cultists who supported His cause by proper human sacrifices will get to be eaten first, and be spared the maddening horrors that will be unleashed upon this Earth -- though maybe I got it reversed, and they will be eaten last, so they can enjoy the blood, the screams, the guts and limbs all over the floor, and the wreakage of all civilization in an explosion of pure madness and sheer bestiality.

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