Cybernethics / Cybernéthique

I know the point of view I am going to give will seem oh so hackneyed. I suppose it must already have been applied to the very same particular case that I will be considering; and many times so, even, but all of these times have remained as obscure as they rightly deserve -- uh, I mean, dark forces conspired to keep the truth from being revealed to the unsuspecting public. Still, at the cost of my mental sanity, I will reveal you how you too can see the great Cthulhu the way H.P. Lovecraft first discovered it. Not that I could refrain from telling you, anyway.

The day when Cthulhu rises from the dead (and gets elected president), those cultists who supported His cause by proper human sacrifices will get to be eaten first, and be spared the maddening horrors that will be unleashed upon this Earth -- though maybe I got it reversed, and they will be eaten last, so they can enjoy the blood, the screams, the guts and limbs all over the floor, and the wreakage of all civilization in an explosion of pure madness and sheer bestiality.

Who needs Google anymore? Here comes Cthuugle! Now where is the I'm feeling doomed button?

Also see the Tales from the Plush Cthulhu, or read I, Cthulhu by Neil Gaiman. All links courtesy of the Cthulhu community on orkut.

Now, this reminds me of a funny USENET .signature:

(define (cthulhu_fhthagn)          ;   Iver Odin Kvello, iverk@...
   (call/cthulhu  (lambda (destroy) ;   Lambda, the Ultimate Horror
      (if (stars-are-right? (now)) (destroy 'everything) (cthulhu_fhtagn)))))

Update: for your favorite perversions, check out Cthulhu Sex - even horrors from outer space have fun and reproduce.